flap cheese 

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

flap cheese by Harold Chimkowski August 29, 2006

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

Flap Jacket by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011

flesh flap

Slang term used to describe the dangling labia of a woman's vagina.

I licked that skank's flesh flap for about 45 minutes last night

flesh flap by Tony S. June 18, 2004

chin flap 

n. useless talk, chitter-chatter, empty words, hot air.

Don't listen to him. It's always the same old chin flap.

chin flap by OpArt May 17, 2006

madden mud flap 

To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.

I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.

madden mud flap by big egg March 28, 2008

flap jacked 

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

flap jacked by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

twat flap 

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

twat flap by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007