Gay Retard or You Have No life
by Spiderpig142007 August 20, 2018
Labia - usually when it’s excessive. Synonyms are meat flaps, beef curtains, roast beef deluxe, etc.
by Tunnelbuddies March 02, 2019
by Denham ov Darlo September 21, 2015
by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019
by Miscusername March 05, 2020
(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.
Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche
"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"
by Brownie O May 11, 2012
When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.
David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?
Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.
David: Wow.
Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.
Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.
David: Wow.
Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.
by rogercrisps February 07, 2014