flap ticks

A creature that dwells amongst the flappy bits inside your pants.

Holy motherfuck! a tick in your flaps! I'll call that 'flap ticks'!

by serious ken for spain April 18, 2010

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flap fucker

Reference to a woman's vagina or slang for "my bitch".

"yo, your fuck flap gonna chill at the club tonight?"

"Was her fuck flap and good?"

"mother-flap fucker"

by FF Mama April 28, 2010

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Dinky Flap

A complete Faggot that likes to suck norwall testicles and eat peanut butter off of llama penises. They are wierd as fuck and should go live with mentally retarded monkeys..

Dayyyyum! That Meghan girl is a dinky flap because she didnt give me my weekly bj...

by Jaa Oaa Eaa Yaa Caa April 25, 2011

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Flap bag

A skanky minga, found in western Sydney.

Yo Bruce, check out that flap bag on the corner.

by Steven R27 October 17, 2008

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When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

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