Five finger Dismount

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

by Butterbean August 20, 2006

Chinese finger trap

Traditionally it is an ancient chinese finger toy. On the street it is used in reference to a girl that has been known to have sex with two men at the same time from both ends, hence resembling a chinese finger trap, complete with the pulling and pushing.

I fucked this girl while she was blowing my friend; she's a chinese finger trap.

by Tony July 17, 2006

super finger

A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi"

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."

I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.

Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi

by Crungemaster Holly September 9, 2004

Trigger Finger

-The act of shooting fast a semi-automatic gun

-Shooting fast a gun in videogames without using modded controllers

Kid 1: MrTriggerFinger shoots really fast, he must have a mod.
Kid 2: No he doesn't, he has a Trigger Finger.
Kid 1: Wow, idk that.

by Mr.TriggerFinger October 17, 2009

five finger solo

a way of saying masturbating

Did you hear?... Frank was doing a five finger solo during english

by evan to the a and t October 13, 2006

one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.

There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!

by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005

doodoo finger

When wiping your ass you accidentally touch some shit that was still hanging on with your finger.

Bob came out of the bathroom with a doodoo finger.

Bob smells his finger, then realized he had doodoo finger.

by Ron Y. August 10, 2010