Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.
Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.
by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011
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Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011
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The result of your brain working overtime to decipher and de-code the status update or tweet of a social media user.
I was just GRAMMAR FUCKED by Kylie's status update. Those three sentences had 17 grammar errors. 17 MOTHER FUCKING ERRORS.
by RedPenQueen March 4, 2014
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by The urban spitta June 22, 2014
Get the foam fucked mug.Coming from your weekend, you finish your day at work and afterwards you aren't just exhausted, you're in a delirious stupor and totally fucked.
Hey, are you okay? Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
Um, no. It's much worse than that. I'm Monday Fucked.
by Srslywtf December 11, 2014
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Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.
by Nicki&jill September 24, 2016
Get the Snack fucked mug.When iMessiging and the counter party to the conversations bubble appears indicating they're typing something but nothing comes through. Typically a result of writing something that when reread sounds stupid so it's deleted and never gets sent.
"you totally bubble fucked me last night!" Saw you typing and waited for your text but got nothing!"
by Moto279 June 8, 2016
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