Fair weather fan

A person who is not a dedicated fan of a sports team. They only watch a game if it peaks their interest.

In most cases fair weather fans are bandwagoners who join in on the hype of a team or sporting event. Examples of this are: The Superbowl, The World Series, and Playoffs in general.

In other cases fair weather fans are people who just watch the sport or certain games when 'the weather is right'(when they feel like it). These fans are not characterized as bandwagoners because they have been fans of the sport/team before the hype and or big game (ex. Superbowl).

A Fair weather fan will usually tune in to watch big games such as: The Superbowl, The World Series, and Playoff games etc.

This is an example of a fair weather fan that is also a bandwagoner:
My brother: The World Series on tonight! I can't wait!
Me: Since when did you like baseball?
My brother: I don't, but its the World Series!

This is an example of a fair weather fan:
My friend: Celtics are on tonight.
Me: Since when do you watch basketball?
My friend: I watch it occasionally, plus its the playoffs.

by Inrecop15 June 17, 2008

fair and balanced

When the other party gets all the favor and thus the situation is biased against you.

I was almost home free with my new stereo when the police caught me and put me on trial with a fair and balanced jury.

by Mike Novak May 28, 2004

Fair Weather Player

A man (or person) that isn't a player all the time but when conditions are right, he'll go for it.

"Hey bro, Laura was all 'I'm so horny' and I was like 'a'ight'. As a Fair Weather Player I sensed an opportunity and I succeeded."

- Tommy

by Kipple October 4, 2009

fairdinkum

Afirmative sexual availability.

If one is single, not in a monogamous relationship, or otherwise not exclusively attached, they are said to be fairdinkum. (it's fair to dink 'um)

To pork someone who is not 'available' would be unfairdinkum.

John has the hots for his best friend's girlfriend Sheila, but to bone her behind his buddy's back would be unfairdinkum. John must tell his friend that he saw Shiela hoing it up with the bouncer at a singles club, and later chuggin' cock in the back alley for free shooters. His friend should then break up with the ho. Now she's fairdinkum, and John can tap dat ass without fear of reprisal.

Linda: "Tom is so hot, I wanna ride him like a Jersey steer. Too bad he's dating Cindy... she'd rip my uterus out with her bare hands if she found out I boned him."
Keri: "You're in luck! As of last night, Tom and Cindy are on a 'break' ... he's fairdinkum!"

by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006

Fair Enough

Fair Enough is a confirmation of a statement. Also can be used as an acronym F.E.

Me: What are you doing?
P: Studying.
Me: Fair Enough

Or

Me: What are you doing?
P: Studying.
Me: F.E.

by Ben Wolf December 30, 2007

Vas te faire foutre

"Go fuck yourself", or "Fuck you" in French.

Va te faire foutre is spelt INCORRECTLY. The conjugation for Aller (to go) in French for tu (which is the assumed pronoun, as the reflexive is using te se foutre is a reflexive verb) is Vas NOT Va which is the conjugation for il/elle/qui/on (he/she/who/one)

Vas te faire foutre!
Tabarnack, man, je te deteste!

by misanthrope March 23, 2005

fair to middlin'

Term meaning "okay" rather than "fantastic" or "terrible". Derived from the classic game Oregon Trail, which was played on old school Apple Computers. When asked how good of a shot you are, your options are: poor, fair to middlin', and expert.

Ed: How are you today?
Suzy: Meh, fair to middlin'. I woke up kinda late, but i found five buucks in my pocket.

by sara elisabeth September 30, 2006