eat the pillow

To fall asleep suddenly.

I couldn't help but eat the pillow, I was so tired.

by Mauchey May 1, 2015

eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

by Marty843 January 26, 2013

Good Eats

When something is easily winnable or easy to beat.

Person 1: Yo I've versed these guys before! This team is Good Eats.
Person 2: Yeah they suck ass.

Second Use:

*Picks up a rare weapon in a game
Person 1: Yeah we're loaded up now, this is good eats.

by Not BlueCow23 May 4, 2021

Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

by Boduke April 4, 2015

Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

by Erika The Creator August 2, 2008

Eating a burger

A slang term originating in Britain for having a cheeky wank.

1) Our old friend won't show up to the meeting because right after he's done with work, he said he is going to go eat a burger.

2) This boomer been really frustrated these past few days and if he won't be eating a burger soon, it will only get worse.

by Lychee-Nut April 10, 2020