Bumped a Dumpster

The phrase used to describe having intercourse with an ugly partner.

Last night was rough, after I woke up I realized I bumped a dumpster.

by jimmydeaneggs August 16, 2020

Dumpster monk

A dumpster monk is a monkey who likes porches and likes to dig through trash to make it through the winter and they love chicken.

look at that dumpster monk dig though the trash

by monk man65969696969 April 14, 2021

Dumpster poodle

A less than desirable woman, generally from the hood or a lower class area, that dresses flashy and likes to appear to be wealthy

Look at that dumpster poodle over there with the fake Versace sunglasses and those huge gaudy earrings.

by KillinIT254 October 26, 2018

Dumpster Duo

The Best pair of people since Unus Annus

Person 1: Have you seen the new dumpster duo video? It's so great
Person 2: Who the hell is the dumpster duo?
Person 1: Get out. Now

by Goomb_ September 11, 2021

Dumpster-squats

Is when you do squats (kegels) because of entering and exiting said dumpsters.

When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)

by Dumpster-squats September 7, 2018

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster is my best friends way of saying suck my dick without anyone hearing him but me.

My best friend: Oh I messed this up cum dumpster.

Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.

My best friend: 21 inches suck it.

Me: Fuck you.

by KassWritesDefinitions November 18, 2021