life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation

Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.

by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013

Dump Gazumped

The term used when one has been waiting a while to use the toilet for a shit, but when he/she goes to the toilet, there is already someone using it, usually having a shit.

The word gazumped comes from the real estate and property market.

Ross- I've been waiting all morning to take a mega poo and when i got to the toilet, there was already someone there taking a shit!

Yash- Oh man! You've been Dump Gazumped!

by SCbear April 13, 2010

frumpty dump

A short dumb looking frumpy person that also has the rare appearance of forgotten feces in the seat of their pants

Say dude look over there at that girl she look like a frumpty dump.

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

dump plucker

Posh colloquial term for binmen. Also slang for a Mancunian (someone hailing from the town of Manchester, UK).

"Hold your nose Tarquin, I've just spotted the dump pluckers down the street"

by spuncle January 13, 2022

make dump

to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement; defecate

I'm going to go make dump because those hot wings tore me up.

by Nova1107 December 12, 2010

Dump Sack

When you have a sac of white and you are about to dump it on the table ferda boys

Tony :Aye what y’all getting into tonight??

Dumpsack jr. : we about to dump sack

by Dumpsack111 November 26, 2021

Dump tingle

The feeling you get when you realize you need to go dump.

"Man, I have dump tingle."
"Yuck, go to the toilet then dude!"

by Skanem October 27, 2013