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Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
mugGet the Schizo Drivermug.

Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.
Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous
by Take the weather February 12, 2018
mugGet the Van Driversmug.

certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.
'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'
by JCCD February 29, 2024
mugGet the certi drivermug.

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
by Firefaul December 7, 2017
mugGet the Just the Bus Drivermug.

Bus Driver

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.
by JCroce October 22, 2008
mugGet the Bus Drivermug.

Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015
mugGet the Cuban bus drivermug.

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.
The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.
by wordwatcher April 23, 2012
mugGet the one-arm-drivermug.

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