dragon

a girl that you would have sex with but never enter into a full-fledged relationship with

You have to slay a couple of dragons before you find your princess!

in business terms: in HR- A benefits specialist with no hope of promotion

Matt: "Joe, you slay that dragon yet?"
Joe: "No dude, she wants to be my girlfriend!"


Hey, you want to go dragon slaying tonight?
No, I already slew one today and then threw her out!

by connorsji January 22, 2009

Mongolian Fire Dragon

Similar to the fiery dragon, only, while climaxing, the man holds his partner's nose and whispers, "I have syphilis," in her ear. This causes her to spit his manseed out, creating the Mongolian mustache, after which, he punches her in the face, causing her to appear as if she is breathing fire, like a dragon.

"Dude, my girlfriend was pissing me off before we had sex last night, so I gave her the old Mongolian Fire Dragon."

by fuckinfiredragon April 14, 2009

Red Dragon

Immediately after period sex, when the penis is still erect but also covered in blood.

Are you ready to slay the red dragon?

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

spitting dragon

a dragon that spits fire, water, or salva

holy shit i thought a spitting dragon was somthing else

by dez_nutz February 7, 2009

Dragon Bite

When any drug (most commonly Heron) is injected, it creates a welt and when the substance is constantly injected to the same point it creates a horrible infection

In Requiem For A Dream Jared Leto's character Harry Goldfarb gets a horrible Dragon Bite from his constant heroin abuse

by junkietilIdie January 25, 2010

Dragon's Lair (NES)

The Nintendo Entertainment System version of the arcade game. Your character dies incredibly easy. Ways to die on the game are:

Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.

The Dragon's Lair (NES)version is so awful. I think its one of the worst games I have ever played.

by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 5, 2010

Dragonberry Lemon Drops

Only the most delicious shot EVER! Made with Bacardi Dragonberry, lemon (or sour) and sugar along the rim. Mmmm...sweet!

Careful, though...they have a tendency to sneak up on ya!

Dude! I got so fucked up last night.
Must've been all those dragonberry lemon drops, bro!

by TampaTina May 25, 2011