ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

ding off

To "Ding off" meaning to "fuck off", "Go die", "Eat dick", or "Fall down a well". Commonly used by the wealthy to discriminate against the poor.

Stacy: "Hey Johnathan! You did really great in last night's football game against our school rival. Your interception that won the game was amazing!! You really have a talent and I think it's great that you're pursuing a career in football. If anyone can make it all the way, it's gotta be you!"
Johnathan: "Ding off Stacy."

by Jerble Berble November 24, 2016

ding ding hug

When your butt ass naked and give someone a hug.

No no please I don't want a ding ding hug from you son

by Smasher69 December 10, 2016

winged and dinged

Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.

"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"

by Idle Andy December 7, 2018

Ding ding

A males part; A males penis

Male:Get’s hit in the penis “Ow! You hit me in my ding ding!”

Male 2: “I’m sorry.”

by Your local thot slayer December 9, 2018

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

Ding Dash

What you call somebody when they're being retarded

Gosh, why can't you stop being such a Ding Dash!!

by Jocelyn123RenWar November 6, 2018