Shakespearean Drunk

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.

Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.

by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010

CRUNK DRUNK

To get belligerent on alcohol to make up for the weed you didn't smoke or never smoked.

Example I was Crunk Drunk walking through the club because you know I don't smoke that shit. I know man that's why I'm Crunk because I do smoke that shit.

by Kyle Blake September 5, 2012

sorority formal drunk

sorority formal drunk is a level of drunkness that can be achieved for any event or party. To truely be sorority formal drunk, one must: black out, vandalize property, perfom indecent exposure, reach 2nd base with a minium of 3 people of the opposite sex (consentual or non), cross fade with a combination of other social drugs such as extacy or cocain, vomit/piss in public, and must be forcefully removed from the venue/bar/club/house

BRO hater: Im having a party tonight. dont get too fucked up.

BRO king: Iv'e been drinking since noon, so ill be sorority formal drunk

BRO hater: just dont fuck shit up like last time.

by ASUsigep32 February 25, 2011

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

too drunk to mario

adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.

a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.

by k123 February 24, 2008

Drunk dick

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

by Trent November 19, 2004

Drunk John

The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.

Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.

by nickgash August 5, 2004