Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

tax deduction

A name for annoying children, generally in an urban setting where they are not generally tolerated.

Take your filthy little tax deductions out of Manhattan and back to Jersey where they belong.

by tolstoy November 2, 2007

The Angry Deuceman

When your pissed off Italian friend farts and snores in his sleep.

Frank lost some $$ in A.C. and decided to give his buddies The Angry Deuceman.

by Billy Crystal August 12, 2003

Boost the Deuce

The dropping of a crucial Deuce; release of a tempermental stool or stools.

Chuck Norris had to Boost the Deuce, thus leaving the world in ashes.
Vin Diesel boosts a deuce much greater than that of Chuck Norris' deuce that he had previously boosted.

by Tay-Lan February 4, 2006

nine deuce

An affirmative response to a question or action. Similar phrase to the 70's era affirmation, "right on!"

Guy A says: "This party rocks!"
Guy B agrees and says: "Nine deuce."

by vertical smile September 6, 2005

chuckin the deuce

This refers to throwing your feces

Deuces = number 2 = going "number 2" in the bathroom

I was chuckin the deuce in the bathroom.

by JESSizzle12342 November 17, 2010

Deuce of nods on the back seat

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"

"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."

by hels bels July 21, 2006