dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck April 07, 2018

Dead Lie

When one person lies so bad that you can see straight through it. In other words, a lie that you know for certain that isn't true. A non-formal term.

"Maxwell went out for dinner last night alone, y'know."
"Yeah, right. That's a dead lie. I saw him with Janet."

by Inkbird-Ravenwell November 02, 2017

dead wait

The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.

The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012

Dead house

A dead house is an abandoned house. A term used mostly by urban explorers.

I love taking pictures of dead houses, what's left behind definitely tells a story!

by GoldilocksCG February 20, 2019

dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 12, 2014

dead stock

a shoe that has never been worn or even tried on. also terms nds vnds etc. be wary of people using vnds!

'one to stock, one to rock.'
stock = dead stock

by xhypekills April 23, 2007

dead kennedys

A kick ass REAL punk band!!!!!!

Without Jello, Dead Kennedys are washed up

by DKforLife November 19, 2003