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afraid of the dark

in golf, when your putts will not go in the whole. this is frustrating experience, often accompanied by many lip-outs
Dammit, my ball is afraid of the dark.
by 123456789 September 11, 2005
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dark fader

a drinker from darker race ie. the darker race
shoquanda, dont be such a dark fader
by Paul I September 20, 2006
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Dark Humor

Something british people claim they have as an excuse when they make fun of children dying. Then accuse people of being oversensitive to their joke even though they responded like a child to something miniscule.
American person: it's funny how british people call fries chips!
British person: Oh yeah? At least my kids arent going to die in a school shooting!

American person: Hey that's going far isn't it?
British person: pft look at this oversensitive American! Cant you see we just have dark humor. We're angry for you that's why I'm joking about the death of kids!
American person: all I said was Chip was a funny word for fries.
by URDamnrightiam April 28, 2020
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Dark vader

Black ass dude : Did you see the new star was movie?

Person : Shut yo ass up dark vader , ain’t nobody cares bout that shit!
by Ilikegirls123lesbo January 31, 2018
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Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.
"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"
by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 12, 2003
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dark angel

A heavenly creature that is not 100% caucassian, as most angels are said to be. Usually female. See jessica alba.
Honey is such a dark angel; I'd worship the ground she walks on.
by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005
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dining in the dark

Basically eating in the dark.

A new popular trend where people go to a restaurant, are seated by legally blind waiters/waitresses and eat entirely in a pitch black room.

Why? The idea is that your other senses are heightened, thus making your meal more “sensual”.

It’s more for than the experience than for the food.
Millennial: Hey man lets go to Opaque, it’s way cool.
Other millennial: oh the new dining in the dark place?
Millennial: yeah, then we can eat with our hands and no one will know!
by IvyRanch February 9, 2019
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