Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.
They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.
by Eagle Ray February 08, 2009
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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 24, 2017
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A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 09, 2023
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curtain hire

Someone who does not claim the spotlight yet is always a vital part of a wildly popular show, company or project.
Patricia became known as a the company's primary curtain hire after making several critical moves and refusing to accept public recognition when she increased company revenues by 50 percent.
by Mara Ann Carr Mae July 27, 2017
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colosseum curtains

His foreskin hung from his dick like the colosseum curtains.
by SmiffySmiffy November 25, 2017
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ham curtains

Vaginals flaps
I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits
by Hammy007 September 20, 2015
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