crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 10, 2019

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019

Crusty

Cheraya’s toes / feet

Cheraya’s toes are crusty

by Baked bean03 July 22, 2019

Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.

Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.

by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019

Crusty

Not good looking

Molly is crusty

by StrikerZ November 21, 2019