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Existential Crisis Man

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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ween crisis

(This is written by a woman)

A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
by crazyastrogirl May 13, 2024
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Identity crisis

When someone has been pressured to identify themselves, but is not yet self aware, by someone claiming to be an authority.

This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.

Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
I'm a cis gender male and just took a college class notlw I'm having an identity crisis, am I vegan?
by Juncture May 19, 2024
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Hate Crimes MD

A nickname for the show House MD. The reason for this nickname is because Dr. House, the main character of the show, often insults based on things such as their race, gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Just binged some Hate Crimes MD!

Person 2: That show ended like 12 years ago, why do you still watch it?
by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024
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War Crimes

Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm
bro did you just commit war crimes

dawg don't blow my cover
by md55.offical January 16, 2025
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Brokeness Crisis

noun
A state of financial despair where lack of money triggers bizarre decisions, unexplained confidence, and reckless behavior. Symptoms include pretending you’re “not hungry,” walking 45 minutes to save bus fare, and suddenly considering things you swore you’d never do.
“I almost texted my ex for food money—that’s when I realized I was deep in a Brokeness Crisis.”
by Black_kermit January 29, 2026
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Toilet Crisis

A sudden, high-stakes biological emergency in which a person urgently needs to release his/her/their bowels in an explosive, painful, or pro-longed manner. Often Categorized in stages 1-4 of severity.
Hey man, I’ll be downstairs ready to go soon; I’m just having a major stage 4 toilet crisis.
by Zev Blum February 27, 2026
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