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Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.
Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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Constiplation

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.
Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.
by Glunglorp69 April 3, 2023
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Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.
Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”
by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023
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constifaded

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!
I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!
by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023
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Constitarded

When you are constipated and retarded at the same time.
Steve- Dude, that dumbass Jeff has been on the shitter for an hour now

George- Yeah man, he’s totally constitarded.
by Constitard February 10, 2024
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constipated baby

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby
by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024
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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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