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Condom

Ah shit, the condom just broke.
by anonymous September 23, 2021
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Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022
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condom

person 1: im hungry what should i eat?

person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night
by peaness2002 January 29, 2022
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Condolencize

The act of expressing one’s sympathy towards another person
TJ: “Come on, man. Please just come to the funeral.”

Aaron: “No, dude. I’m not gonna condolencize your clearly neglected fish. Sure, it sucks for the fish, but you should’ve taken better care of it.”
by TheHumbleDesigner March 12, 2022
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Condomhoover

Someone who after having sex sucks the condom up and absorbs its nutrients
My girlfriend sucked up the condom she is such a condomhoover
by Uno_Bruno October 29, 2022
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Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023
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Concord College

A place with chingchongbingbongs who doesn't shower, and ruins your life.
by VeryBigOrange March 17, 2023
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