Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

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Albany Cock Ring

When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.

Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.

by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009

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jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

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When a female has performed oral sex on a male and does not remember the experience. Even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. Must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Dick and Jane were in a long term relationship. But one day Jane went over to John's house and gave him head. John told Dick, and Dick confronted Jane. Jane refused to believe or admit that she gave John oral. Jane has been diagnosed with Cock Amnesia.

by Pace' September 14, 2006

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cocksurfer

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.

As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

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