selfrighteous cock

A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.

John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."

by iknowsomethings March 13, 2014

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Cock Mulligan

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.

Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.

by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020

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cock sisters

two girls who have slept with the same guy

"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."

by Spellbound July 3, 2014

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park cock

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

by William of Boulder April 28, 2008

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Cock Beam

A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.

My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.

by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 6, 2014

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