cleveland steamer

taking a dump on a girls chest

The hooker I picked up last week let me give her a cleveland steamer

by timothy steely May 19, 2008

Cleveland, TN

A screwed up little town full of Redneck goth wannabes and rich pastor children who smoke weed and fuck "bad boys"

"Hey isn't that Pastor (name of pastor) daughter?"
"Yep, but shes from Cleveland, TN...and she just sucked her third dick"

by thesexytape June 3, 2016

cleveland steamer

The act of defecating on your partner.

I recieved a cleveland steamer on my face two days ago, and I still have corn stuck in my teeth.

by Yat December 20, 2003

cleveland steamer

The Cleveland Steamer, contrary to popular belief, is not the act of defacating on your partner's chest before, during, or after sex. The true Cleveland steamer is the act of filling a large, deep bowl with feces and microwaving it untill it is steaming hot, and then having sex with it, usually resulting in extreme pain and sever burns.

Did you hear about John? He got rushed to the burn ward after trying a cleveland steamer.

by FatManJ August 22, 2006

dirty cleveland

The dirty cleveland is synonimous with the upper decker where the perpitrator deficates in the upper portion of the toilet thus leaving the bathroom owner perplexed for weeks as he searches for the increasingly horrible smell.

Evan, being a socially challanged college student, snuck into one of the frat houses on campus and performed the dirty cleveland before making his escape with some of the frat's free booze.

by Battlehard Wolfpack 2-6 June 11, 2006

pipe cleaner arms

a person who has small arms resembling a pipecleaner, and is usually a pussy.

person 1:dude your arms are pathetic
person 2:stop makin fun of my arms man!
person 1:you got pipe cleaner arms bro! what a pussy!
ex: matt has pipe cleaner arms.

by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008