clam cream 

Semen that has been injected into a woman's vagina. Also known as a creampie.

I really didn't know that I gave her a double testicular dose of clam cream until long after the condom broke. Damn, I better start saving up for the child support . . . .

clam cream by IM3 January 20, 2008

clam choder

the residue left behind on a woman's vagina (clam) after fucking a man with a lot of chode cheese.

Man, we was runnin' a tip-drill on this skeezer, left her full of clam choder so her boyfriend could have dinner!

clam choder by 6killah9 October 5, 2008

clam-shell 

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell

Veronica gets a clam-shell when it gets really hot out.

clam-shell by ryandubya253 January 5, 2012

clam handler 

A person of great wealth.

That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler.

clam handler by Ghost Pirate LeChuck March 7, 2005

Clam Kiss

when a woman is on her period and you have sex with her and you pull out of her vagina and she sits on your bed or wherever.it looks like a clam put on lipstick and kissed your bed.

Clam Kiss put lipstick on and kissed something

Clam Kiss by J-Dawg aka Fat Boi February 28, 2009

clam pussy 

sweaty, fish smelling, rank vagina. generally owned by fat people and Tristan Chiapetti.

Example:
Daniel: Do you smell Chiapetti's clam pussy?

Swanson: Ya I kinda like it.

clam pussy by Daniel Hagan November 7, 2007

Clam Jam. 

A dose of semen that has been extracted from a vagina with a vaccuum cleaner hose after it has been left to frement for at least 24 hours.

You'd better get that out of there before it turns into clam jam.

Clam Jam. by CYPHER9x9 May 18, 2011