cracker-whacker

a retractable police baton formerly known as "nigger beater", or "n.b.".
used in riots as means of non-lethal
elimination of targets.

boys, we got another yuppie protest on our hands... whip out the
cracker-whackers!

by SPARTAN-117 January 1, 2005

Nitrous Cracker

A Nitrous Cracker is the new name for a whipped cream dispenser that isn't used for turning fresh cream into whipped cream, but is for cracking nangs and inhaling nitrous oxide. They come in many sizes, ranging from 250ml to 1L. They are by far the safest method of use, when used along side with a balloon. The most popular brand is the ISI brand. Much cheaper and easier to get compared to dentist cylinders.

"Man, your hogging the nitrous cracker. Pass it here, I want a nang."

by quadeyquade February 18, 2010

Steam-Cracker

When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.

Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter

by zzyyxxzyzyx April 23, 2011

Poop on a cracker

A gym game guys play where they take turns shitting on a cracker. If they miss the cracker, they have to eat it.

Hey man, let's start a round of poop on a cracker!

by crackerman96 July 12, 2010

clackervalve

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004

cracker

A cracker is a word to describe extemely white people. The use of the word cracker is more often used by non-white people then white people. cracker can be used as a joke or an exteme matter.

random person: sup cracker
white person: hey dude, whats crackin?
random person: your skin
white person: real funny dude

by MCSunShine01 March 14, 2011

string and cracker

A frat game in which a cracker dangles from a string as several horny bastards proceed to ejaculate on it. The first to miss the cracker with his jizzum must consume it.

Man! that was a fun game of string and cracker. Yippikayay!!!! I need some listorine

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003