Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.
Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.
by TheGoat21 October 26, 2009
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choke and lean

To get drunk, and or do drugs.
Kevin: "Hey man, what's on the shift?"
Trevor: "I'm 'bout to choke and lean. Holla!"
by Abijah January 21, 2005
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choke chop

A karate chop motion to the neck, particularly where the “Addams Apple” is located; typically followed by a “chin slap
Choke chop, chin slap!” as you perform the motions, see also chin slap
by KrissyCocoKnowledge February 18, 2019
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Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day
by Ananas95brekung November 08, 2020
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Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
by TapSnaporNap May 08, 2024
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cherry choke

When someone puts a gag in your mouth and cherry in you asshole.
Man I got cherry choked so good last night, that I think I'm growing a cherry tree out my ass.

Daniel tried to cherry choke me and I said, "HELL NO!"
by Chris Cring"lol" October 07, 2017
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