it’s a chair, wdym?

when someone is sitting on another’s lap, but swears they are sharing the chair.

A: Dude, is she sitting on your lap?
B: It’s a chair, wdym?

by rebecca the hottie December 29, 2017

Chair

Something you sit on

Go and sit on the chair

by uggllllnjxd April 23, 2018

Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.

Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

Spinny chair

It’s something y’all spin in to pass time , days , months , and years :) ! If you have one your either a gamer , a detective or you don’t even use/need/want it .

I was spinning in my spinny chair .

by Yourhavemanyeggsinyourhand April 14, 2020

chairs might

cheers mate in aussie

-I bought you a drink
=chairs might

by baalbaking58 April 18, 2020

Dick chairs (Dick)

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick

Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

by Whalebishopman293 April 24, 2020