candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

by Candyman919191 April 1, 2010

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Candy gas

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.

Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!

by zacktherapist April 18, 2018

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Candy someone

Treat someone most commonly a captive furry in role play or a human by forcing them to be your bitch and do whatever the master tells them too if they consent or just literally candy like a sweet.

His eyes lit up when he saw that you were frozen in fear. "What's wrong? Don't tell me you don't want some candy do you?" he asked mockingly. Candy someone

by FurrysDefiner. August 4, 2023

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soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

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condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

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Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled…

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022

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