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Tatty Bread

That boy is full as fish tank, if he tried to cross the road he'll be tatty bread
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Vagina Bread

The Best Tasting Bread There Is
When 4 tbsp of the yeast from a female's Candidiasis (Yeast Infection) fluid is mixed into the dough of basic bread. During the rising process, the yeast from the Candidiasis fluid makes the bread extra moist and fluffy.

Recipe
Ingredients
• 1/2 cup warm water
• 4 tablespoons of Candidiasis fluid (obtained from inserting a measuring tool into an infected vagina)
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon sugar
• 4 cups high gluten flour
• 4 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
Directions

Place warm water in a warm mixing bowl and add the Candidiasis fluid. Stir to mix and let stand 3 minutes. Add salt and sugar and stir through. Add flour and olive oil and mix, using hands until you can knead the dough without it sticking to your fingers. Add more water, if needed.

Wash and dry hands and remove ball to cutting board. Knead the dough, occasionally dusting with 1 teaspoon flour, until a firm, smooth homogenous ball is formed, about 15 minutes. Place ball of dough in a lightly oiled mixing bowl, cover with a clean kitchen towel and allow to rise in a warm place until its size is doubled, about 2 hours. Punch down and divide into 2 pieces.

Dough is now ready for use.

Bake the two pieces at 400 degrees fahrenheit for 20 minutes.

Enjoy!
National Festival of Breads

Gale Kringchow of Redmond, Ore., is the 2011 winner of the National Festival of Breads contest with her recipe for C-Bread (or Candidiasis Bread/Vagina Bread).

More than 500 entries were received from around the country in this second biennial national event. Those entries were narrowed down to eight finalists selected to participate in a live competition held June 25 in Wichita, Kan.

Read More At the Nation Festival of Breads Website
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vagina bread

She went to the doctor for some medicine for her "vagina bread."
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wonder bread wop

a person of Italian descent that has completely assimilated to the suburban way of life, thus meaning he doesn't know how to take care of business
This fuckin' wonder bread wop can't even whack a guy
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Cheesy Bread

is a camden nj word meaning heavy in the money department comes from the word bread whichs can mean money
man im out here getting this cheesy bread!!
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the bread and milk phenomenon

A term used to decribe the phenomenon where people (ushaly New Englanders and North Westerners) go into a panic during a large snowstorm/ ice storm and buy out all the bread and milk in super markets in fear they will be snowed in for a week.
"Once again we have fallen victim to the the bread and milk phenomenon, and now have 10 loafs of bread an 3 quarts of milk"
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Garlic Bread

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread
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