bowling balls

Dumb girls that come back after being treated like crap; you put your fingers in 'em, then when your done you throw them in the gutter, but they come back.

I humped this girl last moth and left without saying goodbye, now everytime I see her at the bar we go to her place and leave in the morning...she's one of my new bowling balls.

by David Kilpatrick December 7, 2006

T-Bowing

A Football player who prayed to jesus every time he throws a touch down. Then in the semifinals is abandoned by God and looses terribly because God now hates him.

Eli: I got a touch down (thanks God)
Douche bag: Stop T-Bowing u dumb shit

by Woba February 1, 2012

bobbing for apples

when a girl jacks you off while sucks your balls

john:Justin bobbed my apples last night
justin: oh it was a pleasure i was just bobbing for apples

by jarrettchuck4 July 7, 2014

Free Boobin' It

Wearing a shirt with no bra.

-Dude, I'm Free Boobin' It
-Yeah, I know.

by dirtheads101 March 31, 2011

carpet bombing

when your masturbating and you cum all over the carpet/floor area leaving a crusty stains in your carpet

yo homes, i went carpet bombing in my sisters room, theres crust all over the floor.

by L.L.spermway February 22, 2010

Carpet Bombing

When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.

John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!

by ADRicci December 25, 2010

Bobbing

Verb; (Bob•in)

The act of wearing nice clothes. Typically, men are "bobbing" more often than women.

"Justin's bobbing today", "Ima be bobbin' today".

by ADD707 May 21, 2011