dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023

Dumb Blonde

Jax

god ur such a jax
jax is such a dumb blonde

by vytjtftuhjmvgujvutjgxchg fcyhv December 8, 2023

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.

"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."

by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

blonde harry

A bitch as nigga who is better than actually Harry and I'm staning him because Harry decided to go be a hoe and go on a yatch with Kendall Jenner mkay mkay thanks Harold but you can keep you love I got blonde Harry to keep me company

Im a blonde Harry Stan

by I Stan blonde Harry 🖕🏻 April 13, 2016

Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.

“she’s a unhinged blonde”

by crazy blonde gf May 2, 2022