Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

BLONDE

hailey marie

blonde says:
let’s go girls
-Dolly Parton

by maibee98 July 10, 2022

blondes

most of the blondes are smart and handsome/pretty but most people think blondes are stupid just because its been a joke for so long but blondes are amazing they will be a good husband/wife and you will have a beutiful family but if they look like a hooker fuck that you dip the fuck out of there after maybe 1 or 2 maybe 10 suckies and fuckies they you hop yo ass out of therebut other than that ya dont not date a blonde because there a blonde but go up to them say a fuck ass pick up line and totally ruin it with them and beg and beg but if your alrady a blonde and you look this up your obviously insecure about yo blonde ass self but hey i love you just remember that i love you whether your a guy or a girl you probably have a round ass and some big tits and if your name is anything like conrad get yo big red pubed ass out of here

i think blondes are pretty ya there very pretty, pretty stupid

by cattlerounder08git April 7, 2022

James Blond

The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.

She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.

by spillthedamntea May 4, 2018

Blonde Steve

A negative force who will want everyone, and I mean everyone want to turn heterophobic. He is a sort of teenage mail Karen.

“Fucking Blonde Steve, I hate Blonde Steve.”

by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.

She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.

by LazyEva January 15, 2018