master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010

groin blaster

A groin blaster is when you have an erection, and then you pull your legs together towards your groin really fast. This causes a painful rush of blood to the penis.

I gave myself the ol' groin blaster

by dmby.com March 28, 2005

Chocolate blasters

An african american female tits that are completly beyond average size and just overwhelm all that see them

damn bro, you see those chocolate blasters on that black honey

by WAWA Young Gun January 6, 2011

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

Clash blaster

An extremely overpowered weapon in Splatoon 2. This thing fires 5 shots per second and takes 3 shots to splat. Also paired with splat bomb and sting ray. Clash blaster neo is 10x worse with the ability to gain a huge advantage in modes like rainmaker and tower control. You also need no aim for this weapon. It’s as if this is an instant win button. It’s really good in turf war despite blasters being the worst class for it. One of the most hated weapons in the community. Fun when you use it, not fun against it.

If only clash blasters were removed in splatoon 3…

by deadhamstercore May 9, 2022

ghetto blaster

1) n. a car stereo in an urban setting
2) n. slang for a rocket launcher disguised as a cheap boombox (see James Bond movies)
3) used as slang by whiteboys who want to sound like they haven't been in suburbia for all 16 years of their lives

Muh ghetta blaster can break windows across town wit it's bass - aww yea foo.

by Brian Kressin December 24, 2002