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Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock
Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.
by Ezy-G June 5, 2022
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Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood
I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024
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Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.
Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
Nah
by IronicDarkness December 4, 2017
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minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012
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Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat
When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket
by EHZD October 12, 2019
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arabian blanket party

the act of having sex in a piss covered blanket.
honey, i need to piss, do you want to have an arabian blanket party?
by bratwurst99 August 16, 2025
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