took the biscuit

to die by choice of euthanasia

jenny's dad "took the biscuit" last year

by nebiru100 January 3, 2012

Mucky Biscuit

a game that involves a group of men that ejaculate on to a biscuit and the last to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

i played mucky biscuit last night with my friends and lost on purpose

by JonnyNasher December 17, 2012

Fanny Biscuit

Much like the word fanny bandit which refers to people taking it up the ass, or giving it to some one up the ass in a homosexual way, a fanny biscuit is a fanny bandit but that person is much more lame.

yo amir is out there telling some corny jokes to nabil and acting like a tool, man what a fucking fanny biscuit.

by TheRussianBear August 21, 2007

bottom biscuits

The unpleasant, fleshy goo spilling out from under the backside of short shorts that is reminiscent of uncooked biscuit dough. None but the most gruesome of perverts find this look sexy.

Did you see that woman in short shorts? More of her booty was exposed than covered by them. Her bottom biscuits hadn't even made it to medium rare! I shall never be erect again.

by MooseMousse November 13, 2012

C biscuit

This word is used in an attempt to "be professional" about calling someone a cunt.

She just lied about me; she's such a C biscuit.

by Podacy January 23, 2009

chewy biscuit

Poo.

Something covered in poo.

The result of having poo sex.

After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.

by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006

Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.

Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."

by Jbabyj January 10, 2013