harbor beach

A town in the thumb of Michigan known for it's jocks who try to act like scenesters.

Run by a group of emos.

dude, i'm cool because i hate gay people, love the used, go booze cruising, and live in harbor beach.

by jovish July 16, 2006

laguna beach

The most boring show ever.

Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.

by hwbrgdtse July 29, 2008

Beachball

Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"
Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."
Teddy: "Oh, really."
Teddy glances to the side.
Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

Fernandina beach

A beautiful place only to visit it has no jobs no affordable places to live and is over run with drug and alcohol abuse. it is filled with rich snobby tourists and willing hot underage girls( see prostitots ) many celebs like to hide here during thier vacation time not to name any cause we cant chase them away, sadly we need their money too much.

wow this is a beautiful place honey we should move to Fernandina beach (husband pulling face out of young girls clevage) yeah honey just tell the butler to make arangements and to find us a house

by i_ride_a_duc April 23, 2009

beach boner

A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.

When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021

Atlantic Beach, NY

A tiny ass town that nobody knows about, even people who live in one town over. On Long Beach island and next to Long Beach, NY. Alo next to Lawrence and Cedarhurst and Inwood, all those damn places... Lawrence school district...
All the rich people live on Bay Blvd or by the beach, or in the estates. Then there's the west end by silverpoint (and flamingo st!) where grandmas live, and druggies. We have a beach, and along the boardwalk almost all the beach club things are dead. Across the bridge is also the far rockaways.

Atlantic Beach, NY person: Hey, where you guys live?

Merrick, NY person: Merrick.

Long Beach, NY person: Long beach.

Cedarhurst, NY person: Cedarhurst, you?

AB person: Atlantic Beach

LB person: oh rlly?

Cedarhurst: Wait...wherE? o.O?

Merrick: Never heard of it.

by diru-is-love October 16, 2009

west palm beach

1. A really NORMAL place to live.

2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary

1. I live in West Palm Beach, and i dont know anyone who has gotten shot, murdered, or raped.

2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!

by bobby brown! April 19, 2007