Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 06, 2024
by DestDM January 10, 2021
When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)
Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
by Huds23 January 27, 2016
The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021
The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.
by Dobb_sss February 02, 2016
To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
by FenTheGoat December 10, 2023
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
by Dumass EN January 25, 2010