by hmmm bean March 11, 2009
When someone says two phrases that seem like they are in the same thought, but at the same time have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and seem odd when paired. i.e. a Non- sequiter
Person 1: ...And then he told me we were breaking up. I have always wanted to meet Hillary Swank.
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
Person 2: Dude, that was totally a bacon cupcake!
by Creamymiddle November 23, 2009
The mood somebody is put in when consuming bacon. Similar to taking ecstasy, but the side effects are a feeling of happiness and self contempt rather than additional energy.
Lauren has just eaten a bacon bagel...
Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'
Lauren: We really could have made a good couple
Tom: Nah, you're just bacon trippin'
by put a donk on it June 05, 2009
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 July 11, 2008
by thegirlintheroom December 19, 2009
Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.
by TitoPuente September 14, 2005