Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass

Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.

by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019

alabama salsa

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

by hippielemons April 29, 2019

Alabama butterfinger

It’s where you cover your finger in butter and finger her butt with the butterfinger.

Oh my god he did this move called the Alabama butterfinger last night and I still have butter up my ass.

by Yourcousin696969 April 30, 2019

Alabama NyQuil

The potent concoction of Rohypnol and Mountain Dew. Commonly used in southern states to knock fellow ancestors unconscious.

“Hey Sam cook me up some more Alabama NyQuil! I think Sister Sarah is waking up!”

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Alabama Whiteboard

A wall of white people to prevent the minorities from entering the school.

Damn... Our district is so fucked up, we had to use the Alabama Whiteboard twice in the same day!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama

Full of abortions and riots it’s also a meme

“Hey hun I’m pregnant”
“Well better get a plane to Alabama”

by Lukey Clark On YouTube May 27, 2019

Alabama Slushie

When you dump an ice pop in the girl's coochie then slurp it all out. This would create a nice cool area that you can insert your penis into.

AYO MY SLIME ITS SO HOT OUT! Can you give me an Alabama Slushie?

by cakeslat May 29, 2019