imaginary apple

To "shine an imaginary apple" is to be pleased with oneself.

Person 1 "Someones happy"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Someguy just shined his imaginary apple"

by Samuraisony October 02, 2006

Apple Jackin

The act of grabbing or smacking an apple bottom booty

"Yo, You see that girl over there wit tha Apple Bottom."

"Hell yea, tht butt sho is ripe dawg, Im finned to go ova there and do sum APPLE JACKIN."

by Mr. Apple Jack March 06, 2008

Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

apple tits

A woman's breasts who are so saggy, it's like an apple hanging from a tree.

"Hey man, did you see those apple tits over there?"
"I wouldn't eat that pie."

by chynadoll February 17, 2008

groin apples

Plain and simple......BALLS

Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

Bopping for Apples

The act of girls giving oral sex to a group of males. The first one to orgasm and the girl who caused it both get an apple as a prize.

Dude, they came over last night and went bopping for apples. Jenny and Adam won.

Yo, pick up some green apples. We're gonna bop for them later.

by 2hot4caphtfarm September 21, 2009

Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks are Bi Cherios.

Apple Jacks are not as fruity as Fruit Loops so there not gay but they are still fruity so they are Bi.

by Shawn Underwood January 08, 2007