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blind bootying

Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.

This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".
Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'

*5 minutes later*

Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'
by trey the official meme October 3, 2015
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Booty dumb

I can’t believe you just said that, that was so booty dumb!
by Cadillacman78 May 7, 2022
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Cutie booty

A booty that is decent for a skinny girls size.
Dang she might weigh 92 lbs but she got a cutie booty.
by JJPhlex December 17, 2018
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booty jiggle

Booty Jiggle is the term when you walk past an attractive person and the other person's booty bounces back and forth while you think about what you would do to it.
Yo Chad , you see that shawty walk by? Damn that Booty Jiggle.
by Jock Daniel October 30, 2020
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Booty Circle

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Booty roulette

The game is played by jamming your dick in the general area of the vagina and bootyhole.
We played booty roulette last night and that heffa hurtin' today.
by Caholic Al January 8, 2017
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booty whacked

When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.
Wow, Shaniquwa is really shaking it! Dayyyuuummm, she just booty whacked the shit outta my hand!
by CarlGundlefinger June 19, 2011
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