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Ford

Ford isn’t much of a common last name, yet when you run into one you better stay on their good side. Otherwise you’re fucked. A Ford has a temper from hell at times. Trust me, I’m one.
Dude I just met a Ford today.

Be careful bro, I heard a Ford has a temper.
by Blehhhhhhh17 March 7, 2020
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Ford

Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
At least Ford is better than Toyota...
by Roy The Social Outcast April 23, 2019
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Ford Ranger T6

A large sizesedan without trunk cover and usually mistaken as small truck. Usually driven by low class gay or college graduates who think it's cool to live the redneck lifestyle. Cant go offroad as most of them thing the 4wd reliable.
"how much for that sedan, the Ford Ranger T6 ?"
by The Rightwrong November 21, 2019
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Harrison Ford

An old man who all of the middle aged women still fall for because of his role in Star Wars, commonly known as Star Wars IV: A New Hope.
Man: What do you think of Harrison Ford?
Middle aged women: Oh, he's hot.
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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The Harrison Ford Effect

A common phenomenon where a person's most famous artwork, video, movie role, or other creation/appearance in media is incidentally their least favorite, and the person in question inevitably grows to hate said work as it becomes the sole thing they are known for.

The term is named after actor Harrison Ford, who has famously expressed his distaste for the Star Wars franchise after decades of only ever being seen as "the guy who played Han Solo."
A: "John setting his YouTube video to 'private' is just another case of the Harrison Ford effect. He's ready to move on from it."
B: "But it had over a million views!"
A: "That doesn't mean he enjoys hearing about it all the time."
by TSwany August 10, 2022
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Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017
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Blasey Ford

Politically Correct term for "Lying Cunt". Call any lying c-word a Blasey Ford and they will instantly show you their reptilian poison by hissing. After that tell them "Comet Ping Pong called... they want to know if your showing u for adrenochrome hits tonight.." sick freaks.. Epstein Island loving c-words.
I called that bitch Margaret Sanger a Blasey Ford after she said that Planned Parenthood wasn't invented to exterminate the Blacks.
by Pretti Yung June 2, 2025
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