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Father Cleomenis

Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.

His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.
by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021
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Father O'Leary

A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.
I wish more people were as kind and genuine as Father O'Leary.
by PBCrunch December 1, 2018
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father M kayhee

What you call a priest who touches alter boys.
Son what was the priest name who touched you, father M Kayhee,did you tell him that your bumbum is not for funfun. . Yes dad.
by djsred August 8, 2021
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your father

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away
by willyl0ver July 30, 2022
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Father Dioreo

A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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