An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 22, 2008
Get the Rockstar Hammeredmug. When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
Get the Smash Hammeredmug. A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.
by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020
Get the Hammer Timemug. by Battlebusdriver December 9, 2018
Get the hammer snortermug. Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.
by Jlamb September 21, 2020
Get the Bavarian hammermug. The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020
Get the Beef Hammeredmug. by Cfishhhh March 31, 2010
Get the Hammer Showmug.