hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 02, 2014
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Hammer Space

An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.

Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
by H0ldenlol June 05, 2023
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star hammer

The top tier individual of any family. The pinnacle of excellence. A nickname for someone who is seen as the only reason a family is well known.

Also known as a Super Rich Bollywood Actor.
Among the three brothers, Hrishi and Kailash were not Star Hammers.

In the Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas would be the Star Hammer.
by OkayGotem October 14, 2020
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Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 18, 2022
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Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!
by Grain and Twill April 24, 2023
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Cashmere Hammer

Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.
“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer
by The Cashmere Hammer January 30, 2022
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Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."
by Simon5025 October 10, 2012
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