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fluxsys balls

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
by flardy December 1, 2019
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ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face
I just ball handed the shit outa that guy
by Pete April 29, 2004
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cyber balls

only having the balls to say something when your on the internet.

being anonymous on the internet can give someone "cyber balls"
she's not tough, she just has cyber balls.

he's a total bitch in real life but online he has massive cyber balls
by alwayshaley May 18, 2011
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Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .
Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.
by #g&jl October 8, 2019
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ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 13, 2010
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Ball Fight

Ball fight is a game where to ball sacks aggressively hit each other.
Rules:
1. No clothing allowed
2. Must bow and say no home before starting
3. No condoms
4. Have to use lube
5. Must have gay pornography in background

6. Last to cum wins
7. Must cuddle after words
He asked me into his room to have a ball fight
by Don’t die December 19, 2019
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Ball Shat

The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.
"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."
by Detective Shitgrin McGee December 16, 2011
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