1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)
Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.
by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011
Get the Net Zombie mug.Filler content/stories that relentlessly devour any new tidbit of information about a film or TV show regardless of whether any information was actually present, leading to a horde of similar stories about equally inane "details." Usually, these stories originate from Reddit fan-theories and end up being treated as news.
"Did you see that 500 word story about that 13 second Game of Thrones clip for the final season?"
"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"
"Zombie journalism sucks!"
"Yeah. They just mindlessly devoured that Reddit thread like a horde of zombies"
"Zombie journalism sucks!"
by mAnomie March 3, 2019
Get the Zombie Journalism mug.This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.
Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020
Get the Zombie chew mug.The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.
by MKUFAMS1099 November 8, 2020
Get the ZOMBIE VOTER mug.A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.
by on September 1, 2023
Get the Phone Zombie mug.Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.
1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.
by 4nic8er November 2, 2017
Get the Facebook zombie mug.A flyer for an event that has long passed but is still posted. Usually happens on a college campus or in college dorms.
"Dude, did you see that there is a welcome event for freshmen at the coffee house on Friday?"
"It is March. That's a zombie flyer for an event back in August."
"It is March. That's a zombie flyer for an event back in August."
by John the RD March 12, 2014
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