me when your mom

When you are the biggest cuck in the streets and see a image of white liquid

You can't resist, you have to relate it to what happened last night

You: dude look, that was totally me when your mom.
Your friend: when my mom what? That doesn't even make sense

by Kirboi September 15, 2021

Hot like your mom

when someone is ugly, or you do not find them attractive, or when you dont think something is good

"oh yeah, i think our english teacher is hot, HOT LIKE YOUR MOM!" or
"thats disgusting, its hot like your mom"

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

Shopping with your Mom Legs

When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.

We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.

by colton3227 November 14, 2010

I fucked your mom

Something salty 12 year old will say while there mom isn’t home

I fucked your mom last night bitch

by Booty_Hole_Destroyer November 8, 2020

your mom gay lol

This is a phrase that one must use given the situation that they have nothing better to say. It can be used out of randomness or used to save a conversation in an instant. If you are told this you should take no offense to this statement for the speaker is just trying to spice up the conversation.

*During passing period*
Kid1: Hey what’s good Mikey?
Kid2: Your Mom gay lol
*Kid2 shuffles away in an avian like fashion*
Kid1: me too

by Fesho November 8, 2017

Your Mom Eats Penis

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.

Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

your mom goes to college

one more wonderful instance of U.S. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

*note from entry-writer: I'm a mom, I go to college, I love Napoleon Dynamite, and I had never 'til today heard the phrase used in conversation.

kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: Your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!

by kaelsleeps September 24, 2007