Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

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wood mage

Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool

Legolos is a wood mage

by SirGalahadTheDivine January 9, 2010

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Adam Wood

Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.

Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.

by thebigchester41 June 9, 2018

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wood dogg

drunken pizza delivery boy. urban legend of a shaved big foot delivering pizza in northern rural new
jersey

wood dogg dropped da pie at my gate afta drinking a fiff

by Will K December 8, 2004

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woods hippie

A hippie now living in a rural situation, used in Northern California especially.

If you asked the woods hippies, marijuana would be legal.

by Harmonica ED December 3, 2011

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Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

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