hug-wipe

verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency

The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.

by DThompStomp November 23, 2017

Ass wipe

If anyone called you asswipe it is probably mesntbin an offensive way, but if you really think about it when your taking a fat shit and you wipe your ass it just feelings so good and you live it, so basically what they are trying to tell you is that they love you.

Your such an "ASS WIPE"... Ughhh I hate you.

by Izzydoodle June 27, 2021

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch

Jax is a gooch wipe

by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015

wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.

"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."

by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016

Ass Wipe

This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.

Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”

Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”

Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”

by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019

wiped out

when you blow into the bong and water gushed out the bowl piece and shoots onto your face

“holy shit , i was taking bong rips and wiped out “
“ bro , i just wiped out “

by mym3m0rygr4v3y4rd April 11, 2020

Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.

Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"

by 90yoman August 8, 2018