jack wipe

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.

This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!

by Hearshotkid_2113 March 1, 2023

dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

ass wipe

When someone is being a total dickhead you call them an ass wipe

madi: LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING
lauren: NOTHING
madi: STOP BEING A FUCKIN ASS WIPE

by dcjaevnbghisf April 19, 2019

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020

hug-wipe

verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency

The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.

by DThompStomp November 23, 2017

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe

by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023